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Hello World. Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable?

You’re actually a bit early if you’re reading this, you know. There won’t be any real content here until Monday. But that’s all right. Everyone gets a little too excited from time to time. This is a...

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AFK Notice and Some Upcoming Titles

Hello and goodbye, loyal readers — your friendly neighborhood AVV is going on vacation this week, and won’t be back until next Wednesday (June 26). Does that mean I’ll be off lying on a desert island...

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Vacation Notice, September Previews, and New “Dickgirl Cheerleaders” Title

One last summer fling, my darlings! With my schedule, that is, not with a gorgeous young thing half my age. That’d be statutory rape; I’m  not that old yet. Vacation Dates I will be taking a long week...

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Get Me in Your Box: Newsletter Sign-Up and Free E-book

Hello perverts! If it’s seemed a little quiet around here, that’s because we’ve been working on the back end (hur hur hur) of the website. It’s a lot prettier now, and more importantly, there are two...

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Commissions Closed for 2014

As most of my fans know, I write custom erotica in addition to my Amazon/B&N/etc.-published e-books, often as a way to get stories that those publishers won’t accept to people. It’s something I’ve...

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Full-Time Filthy

Is it just me, loyal readers, or has it been a little quiet around here lately? But fear not; you’ve not been forgotten. Nor have I gotten even the tiniest bit tired of writing with one hand on the...

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Two Smutty Shorts: Free Erotica for Mailing List Subscribers

Pssst…hey perverts, want my newest erotic short, completely free? It’s all yours! Sign up for the mailing list any time this month and you’ll receive not one but two erotic short stories, completely...

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Free Erotica Advance Reads for Reviewers!

So…how would you like to read all my new releases and upcoming titles completely for free? In what’s probably the best deal I’m ever going to offer, I’m currently building a list of ten lucky Advance...

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The Old Year In Review…and In Smut

Ah, 2015. At the time you were “that year I took a massive pay cut,” but in my memory you will always be “that year I had sex with so many people.” (It’s usually gauche to brag about these things, but...

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Release Schedule & Open Review Slots

It typically takes me the better part of January to get over my New Year’s Eve parties, so February 1 is really the start of the new business year for me. And just in time for it, I’ve got two upcoming...

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Back from Vacay: The Updates and Upcomings

A lovely two weeks in the Sunshine State having been had (I’m so relaxed even my voice is still passive, HEYO!), your friendly smut-peddler is back in the Frozen North, typing away as fast as possible...

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Free Erotica Ebooks for Advance Reviewers

How would you like to read all my new releases and upcoming titles completely for free? If that caught your interest, good news — I’m currently adding to my list of Advance Reviewers. Advance Reviewers...

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Commissions Closed!

Interest has been overwhelming, and I’m full up on commissions for the next month or so. Any new projects I take on won’t even be starting ’til the end of August or after, so if you’re not already in...

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Smut the Way You Like It: Annual Reader Poll

Happy Winter, friends and readers! The new year is almost upon us, and I’m looking forward to a busy release schedule starting January 1. A lot of projects are already in the queue, but I’ll certainly...

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New Year, New FREE SMUT for Advance Reviewers

After a fairly quiet 2016, it’s time for some more of that quality AVV smut to explode onto the scene in 2017 — and for a lucky few volunteers, that means piles and piles of top-quality dirty writing,...

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Catch-Up Week

Dear Readers, So much catching up to do — and I’m hoping to get through all of it this week! There are a number of titles in the back catalog that have been live on Amazon for ages, but never made it...

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New Year, New Titles

I’ve made up my mind: 2018 is going to be a good year. And a smutty year. (Those two things are basically always linked in my mind: smutty things are good. Good things are smutty.) 2017 was not a very...

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2019 Commission Prices & Open Slots

The moment at least some of you have all been waiting for — it’s commission season! AVAILABILITY As of March 2019, I am open for up to three commission slots. Price categories are described below; a...

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